The perfect food...?

Oh come on Dave we all know you and Chris deep throat each other all the time [img]tongue.gif[/img] (and just so you know I am completely kidding about that one we know Chris deep throats more than you [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

First off all, I would like the clarify that while I am indeed a Ninja, I have parted ways with the clan of the Cock. I have recently been accepted into the Ninja Clan Of The Boxer Snake. They insist that it is a rare african relative of the cobra. Isnt that sweet guys!?!?

Second of all, rather than go for a direct rebuttal on Kerry, I shall manage to stay ON TOPIC and piss her off at the same time!

We have a new favorite food. The Pretzel. And yes, apparently, judging by President Bush's opinion, you dont need to chew a pretzel either!

First of all Kerry, your the only one of us here that deepthroats, I know I can a few certain people about it, as for chris, he said his schpiel. But the pretzel is the most dangerous from of assasin. No one saw it coming, all the satelites, all the secret serviceman, even the idiot son of an asshole himself didn't. Whoever gave the order to comense operation pretzel wagon should be given a medal as its the most origional plot for assasination yet.

Uhh I would like to make it quite clear that I do not deep throat. Dave you are sadly mistaken by that one.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 14, 2003 10:02 AM: Message edited by: newsie ]</font>

I DEEP THROAT! Oh crap...did i just say that aloud? Damn it anyways...

I thought you left the Cock Clan? I guess old habits are hard to forget...

Let us not forget for the records that HE LOVE THE COCK!!!!! NOOCHIES

okay so getting bak to the actual topic of this board. How about cumumber sandwhiches? I mean youhave he cucumber that is healthy and the table water cracker with consists of almost nothing thus resulting in its healthyness and the cream cheese which is just loaded with fat and other healthy stuff. Put it all together you have a delicious balance of healthy and unhealthy food together and after about ten of these delightful little finger sandwiches you ae quiet full(not just from my perspective of full))

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 15, 2003 09:09 AM: Message edited by: newsie ]</font>

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Umm, I would definately prefer Reddi-whip to that
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Dude, PIZZA. It's one of the 3 cool things (the other two being sex and weasels respectively). Besides, if you have like, some sort of meat on it, you got all the fucking food groups on it as people argue to this day whether a tomato's a vegetable or a fruit, so HA.

But ready whip...mmm...I can see where one would like that...easy to spread on...stuff... ;\
~DM